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		<title>Good luck movin&#8217; up, &#8217;cause I&#8217;m &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like Billy Joel probably more than most people. That&#8217;s a fun fact. So, now that the truly massive Bonanza Extravaganza story has reached its conclusion, I can talk about other things. There isn&#8217;t a whole lot that&#8217;s going on with Will, but there are other matters to discuss. Editor&#8217;s note: These &#8220;other matters&#8221; necessitate [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=265&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BonanEx: The debriefing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday afternoons are usually pretty slow. Tuesday afternoons after a Monday holiday are molasses in January. Thus, I blog. Here is the full report of how things went down this weekend. UPDATE: I started this on Tuesday as it turned into a very long post. I planned to finish it Wednesday, but I had to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=251&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BonanEx: Home, James</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[12:05 a.m. We got back to [address redacted] a little less than an hour ago. Unpacked, got situated and plopped. I didn&#8217;t update from the road as much as I would have liked, but hey, isn&#8217;t that the story of this thing? (I mean, other than the &#8220;I&#8217;m a dad, and here&#8217;s what that&#8217;s like&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=245&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BonanEx: I drink a lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 02:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10:20 p.m. I&#8217;ve had very much alcohol today. What that means for you is that I&#8217;m going to give you the full update on the weekend tomorrow. Or Tuesday. Or something. You&#8217;re welcome. Filed under: Latest news<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=243&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BonanEx: LBV, what WHAT?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 15:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[11:15 a.m., we&#8217;re getting settled in Rockford, on the shores of Lake Bella Vista. Internet is spotty here, so updates may be scarce. Plus, I could use a nap before the wedding tonight. Time to get comfy. More later! Filed under: Latest news<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=240&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BonanEx: In the Twp.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 07:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3:36 a.m., and we made it to Michigan. We stopped for food in Hagerstown, Md. Gina drove before that, and I drove after that until somewhere in Ohio, when I passed out. Gina drove the rest of the way. Time to rest for a few hours before continuing on to the G.R. Grandma just got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=237&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Begin The BonanEx!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 21:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 5:20 p.m. I&#8217;m waiting for Gina to get here. We&#8217;re most likely going to take the Pa. Turnpike, since it&#8217;s faster, rather than our usual back way, which is slower but cheaper. I have also devised a way to (maybe) get around (some of) the (excruciatingly) awful D.C. traffic. I&#8217;ll let you know how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=235&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Microbe machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 18:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best. Post title. EVAR. Seriously, you gotta tell me that&#8217;s pretty awesome. That is, if you&#8217;re my age and you get the pun. All that WIN aside, it&#8217;s time to talk about the magnitude of illness around here. A few weeks ago, our doctor&#8217;s office told us will had a sinus infection. We gave him [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=228&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In the bleat of the night</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 19:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get it? I slay me! The reason I&#8217;m able to make such brilliant puns is that I felt (relatively) refreshed this morning, as opposed to most mornings, when I lie in bed silently cursing my awakeness and the fact that it&#8217;s already time to be awake &#8212; or earlier. But finally, I may have discovered [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=225&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chewing, but yet not</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 17:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Clark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I need to up the dosage on my drug of choice. I mean, my other drug of choice. Actually, both. My nose is still in protest. Tree pollen is down to &#8220;moderate,&#8221; according to the Weather Channel forecasts I look at, as opposed to &#8220;absurdly high&#8221; last month. Maybe it&#8217;s the grass or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=daddydispatches.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9166108&amp;post=221&amp;subd=daddydispatches&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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